When you think about it
Most of the left 4 dead Graffiti
is basically Tumblr
Fun facts about your sign here
You forgot the 5th… Riding solo in your car doing 75 in a 60 blaring incredibly loud music but singing it in about 112 different voices.. most of them self annoying until you make yourself stop.. Then do it again on the next song.
I literally can’t believe this.
it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker
someone take my phone away from me
I’ll never forgive you for doing this to me
Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.
Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money
ill take the pepporoni
I think.. I just became.. Pizzasexual… I need it.. In me.
Well Tumblr it’s that time of the year again. It’s heart breaking I even have to remind people of this.
As we approach the Halloween season if you have a black cat [especially an indoor/outdoor one] it’s time to make sure they stay inside. Unfortunately around this time of the year people think it’s funny to harass and harm them. It makes me sick to my stomach but some people even go as far as to ‘sacrifice’ them. Most adoption groups won’t even adopt them out during this month. I’ve even heard of people trying to harass them when they see them sitting in windows of houses. It’s horrible and not funny but it’s important to protect them.
So if you or anyone you know has a black cat make sure they are aware of where the cat is. And if you see anyone hurting or harassing them [or any cat!] speak up, they can’t do it for themselves.
Reblogging because I’d cut a bitch if they hurt my baby boy, Ninja
How to Pronounce different objects by Esa Fungtastic
Aww shit this cheered me up.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Libra here, can confirm. People tell me to look away while chatting lol.
so dear chairman,
to you and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say,
bring it on mother fuckers
we’re not goin’ anywhere
from your friends,
the incredibly badass [and sexually attractive] red and blue soldiers of project freelancerp.s. suck our balls